My no poo regimen
The first thing I do is bring a chicken period in the shower with me. Then I crack that egg on my head, let the tasty goo drop into my hair and massage my scalp with it and run it through my hair. Then rinse out. That's my cleansing product. Yay! Chicken periods!
For a moisturizer I use bee puke. After I'm done showering I squeeze out the extra water in my hair and put a glob of honey in my hand, rub hands together, then run my hands down my hair. I just leave it in. I have a very hard time trying to not lick my hair throughout the day. I don't want anyone to think I'm crazy. Anyway, yummy bee puke!
I also just started using a protein treatment. I'm planning on doing it every few months or so. The main ingredient is whale sperm. It's called "Esperma De Ballena Whale Sperm Treatment". It's marketed as a conditioner, but I heard it works well as a protein treatment for some people. So I use it as a kind of conditioning protein treatment thing. I get hair damp, slather the whale sperm on, put it up in a bun, wrap saran wrap around my head and leave it for a few hours, then rinse out. It works great and I love it! Yay for whale sperm!
Hope this helps someone and maybe it will even encourage people to try new products that they haven't thought of before.